So I watched the first proper trailer for the new season of Game of Thrones a few days ago and it would seem dwarves, dragons, and incest will be returning to our television/laptop screens soon. March 31st to be precise. I’m not going to lie, like most people who grew up playing Gauntlet, reading Lord of the Rings, and listening to too much Led Zeppelin I have a soft spot for absurd fantasy so I’m rather excited by the prospect of ten new episodes.
Despite its hype, the trailer itself doesn’t really show anything that we weren’t already promised at the end of Season Two; people will die, family members will have sex with each other, and a homicidal teenager will torture others for fun. In terms of the larger narrative, clearly there is some sort of zombified horde trudging down from the North who are about to eat the brains of Jon Snow and the Night’s Watch before moving on into the rest of Westeros. On the other side, Daenerys “Khaleesi” Targaryen’s dragons look rather large and capable of incinerating more than just that creepy bald warlock. Hopefully now she will stop having those “I want my dragons!” tantrums that she regularly indulged in throughout the last season.
I haven’t read a single line of any of the novels, but now that she has her Qarthian army I assume Khaleesi is going to going to invade Westeros and tussle with the armies of teenage maniac Joffrey Baratheon. Unfortunately for him, as far as I know he doesn’t have any dragons, and will rely on his grandfather, an unwashed man called The Hound, and his dwarf-uncle who he treats rather badly. I predict an easy win for the ones who breathe fire. Speaking of fire, since the books are called A Song of Fire and Ice I’ll also assume that it’s all going to come down to an ice-zombies versus fire-dragons battle for supremacy. Sign me up.